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All Scott Adams shows... (not just bmb)

Previous events

  • Saturday, October 8, 2011 8:00 pm
  • Double CD Release with Josh Lanza!
  • Belltown Underground: 2407 1st Ave, Seattle (Belltown) 98102, WA, USA (MAP)
  • 8:00 - 9:00 - 25 minute sets by Josh and Scott (with guests)
    9:00 - ???? - you are invited to perform up to 10 minutes
    ???? - 2:00 - White Album Jam - everyone's invited to lead songs from the Beatles' White Album in a jam format. Original keys, please - in case people want to practice!

    * No cover
    * We're not selling booze or food, so BYO. (We'll do a Costco run for some snacks, but they don't have salo, so you Ukrainians, BYOS)
    * This is not a loud thing. Think Nirvana unplugged. There will be amps, but everything will be really low, since Josh and Scott are whiny noise-averse babies. Wah-waaahhh.
    * It's a private party, but your friends are welcome.


    Please help with the celebrating! After tumultuous three year odysseys, Scott Adams and Josh Lanza have completed their newest CDs. Josh's CD is songs based on Pushkin's poetry, and Scott's birds may bite, bees may not is his first CD since 2003.

    After Scott and Josh do their short sets, we will open up the floor for others to perform. We'll have a signup sheet, backline drums (with brushes), bass amp, guitar amp, PA, for quiet-ish sets of music, poetry, acting, readings, comedy, defend your Ph.D., (if we can get a projector, film/animation would be cool) - however you art.

    If you want to perform, let us know (send us email: birdsmaybite@gmail.com, jlanza@gmail.com) OR just use the sign up sheet at the show.

    After that, we'll do the jamming, using the Beatles' White Album as a format - learn a song or two so you can lead it. We'll going to try to find some way to project the lyrics. This is an experiment, of course, which is sort of what got us here anyway
  • No cover
  • Saturday, January 8, 2011 8:00 pm
  • Monktail Composer Series
  • Chapel Performance Space/Good Shepherd Center: 4649 Sunnyside Ave N, Seattle (Wallingford), WA, USA (MAP)
  • $5-15 Sliding scale
  • Thursday, December 30, 2010 8:00 pm
  • Ivory Smith Trio at Vito's
  • Vito's: 927 Ninth Avenue, Seattle (first hill), WA, USA (MAP)
  • We've been doing this gig weekly since September.  Thursday, December 30th is the last one.  Ivory will be back in February with a brand new lounge act.  If you haven't seen us yet, please come; we've really absorbed the tunes!

    If I walked into a bar and there was a lounge act, how would I want to be serenaded? What would I want to hear on a grand piano? I would want to hear it with a soft electric guitar (Scott Adams) and soft sultry drums (Zeke Keeble). Some Syd Barrett, Morrissey, Jobim, Os Mutantes, Nico, Leonard Cohen, Tim Buckley...you’ve got the picture.

    Thursday, December 30th 8-10pm

    Vito's
  • Free admission
  • 21+
  • Thursday, June 3, 2010 7:30 pm
  • Butoh Jam Crew at !!ArtsLaunch!!
  • Tashiro Kaplan Artist Lofts Community Room: 115 Prefontaine Place South, Seattle WA, Seattle (Pioneer Square), WA, USA (MAP)
  • This is a preview of a work in progress called "Discorruption" by the Butoh Jam Crew. It features choreography by Sheri Brown, Alan Sutherland, and Lin Lucas. Music is by Rosalynn DeRoos, Andy Zadrozny, and Scott Adams.  We will be part of !!ArtsLaunch!! (more info below) 

    !!ArtsLaunch!! is a bi-annual event supporting new work by emerging and established Seattle artists. In each performance, 7-9 artists working in a variety of media present current work. The performance will be followed by an informal discussion where each piece offers a window into the creative process. The events are open to the public with $5-$15 suggested donation.

    The goal of !!Artslaunch!! is to provide artists from a variety of backgrounds an opportunity to show work without the pressures of more formal venues, and to enjoy inter-disciplinary dialogue with the community.

    The June 3rd event presents: sumi life paintings by Karen Kosoglad, Ezra Dickinson, Day Chan; choreography by Butoh Jam Crew, Alex Ruhe, Priya Subramanian, Christy Fisher, Helen Thorsen, and Catherine Cabeen; and music by Garrett Fisher, Rosalynn DeRoos, Andy Zadrozny, and Scott Adams.

    !!Artslaunch!! is co-produced by Christy Fisher and Sheri Brown and is sponsored by the Allied Arts Foundation.

    Interested artists in all disciplines are encouraged to participate in upcoming events. For more information call: Christy Fisher 206-380-3445 or email: fisherac@aol.com
  • $5-15 donation
  • Friday, April 30, 2010 8:00 pm
  • Hell's Bellows and Stefen Gruber
  • Gallery 1412: 1412 18th Avenue, Seattle (Central Dist), WA 98122, USA (MAP)
  • Hell’s Bellows describes themselves as “a fearsome set of musicians
    bringing the gospel of accordion chaos from Seattle to the world at
    large.” Drawing elements from experimental minimalism and rhythms and
    tones collected from around the world, Hell’s Bellows (Amy Denio,
    Marchette Dubois, Scott Adams, and Eli Kaufman) weave a lush,
    intricate tapestry of sound with four accordions, “dexterous finger
    wigglings and pokings, industrious toe tappings, industrial foot
    stompings, sighings, sightings, and sporadic grinning.”

    Stefan Gruber is an animator and art wizard from Seattle. He is also
    the creator of 3-Way-Soccer, the most eternally dignified sport known
    to the western world.

    His films are narratives of inquiry, self-discovery, and catharsis
    through ever-shifting, dreamlike worlds.

    A lot of my films have that theme in mind - where there’s a
    liberator and there someone who’s caged or leashed. Someone who
    obviously has a lot of love and a lot of sweetness and I want to see
    that unleashed.”

  • Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:00 pm
  • birds may bite, Susan Harper, Alicia Healy at Conor Byrne
  • Conor Byrne: 5140 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle (Ballard), WA 98107, USA (MAP)


  • Thursday April 29th, 9pm
    An evening with songwriters: birds may bite, Susan Harper, and Alicia Healy. We're each going to do two 25 minute sets, round robin style.

    birds may bite www.birdsmaybite.com
    Susan Harper www.susanharper.com
    Alicia Healy www.aliciahealey.com
  • 21+
  • Thursday, February 18, 2010 9:00 pm
  • An evening with songwriters: birds may bite, Susan Harper, and Alicia Healy
  • Conor Byrne: 5140 Ballard Ave. NW, Seattle (Ballard), WA 98107 (MAP)
  • Susan Harper www.susanharper.com

    Alicia Healy www.aliciahealey.com
  • 21+
  • Saturday, February 13, 2010 8:00 pm
  • the music and instruments of Ken Jacobson –
  • Fandrich Piano Studio: 1513 14th Ave (14th between Pine and Pike), Seattle (Cap Hill), WA (MAP)
  • All music will be performed on string and percussion instruments designed and built by Ken Jacobson. Most of these instruments use microtonal intervals in tempered and non-tempered scales (12 tone equal temperament with select quartertones, and just intonation)

    Performers will include Scott Adams, Stephen Parris, and Ken Jacobson.

    Ken Jacobson is a multi-instrumentalist and luthier. He has been building instruments since 1996 and has been part of Seattle's music community since 2001. Ken currently works for Dusty Strings in Seattle building folk harps and hammered dulcimers. He also maintains a shop at home where he designs and builds a variety of acoustic and electric instruments.
    Ken can be found performing around the Seattle area playing drums/percussion, electric bass, touch guitar, electronics, and his own instrument creations.
    www.myspace.com/kenjacobson
  • Saturday, February 6, 2010 9:00 pm
  • Ivory In Ice World opens for Awesome and Library Science
  • Chop Suey: 1325 E. Madison, Seattle (Cap Hill), WA 98122 (MAP)
  • 21+
  • Saturday, December 19, 2009 9:00 pm
  • The still not renamed but nevertheless wonderful Irish Band
  • Ould Triangle (Greenwood): 9736 Greenwood Ave N, Seattle (Greenwood), WA 98103, USA (MAP)
  • 21+
  • Friday, December 11, 2009 – Saturday, December 12, 2009 8:00 pm – 1:00 am
  • birds may bite at The Monktail Holiday Throwdown
  • The Mix: 6012 12th Ave S, Seattle (Georgetown), WA 98108, USA (MAP)
  • The Monktail Holiday Throwdown: The Dangerous Petting Zoo
    with birds may bite, Figeater, Goatgirl, Shit Orange Horsey
  • 21+
  • Sunday, December 6, 2009 5:00 pm – 9:00 pm
  • Ivory in Ice World at Sunday Bloody Sunset
  • Sunset Tavern: 5433 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107, USA (MAP)
  • 21+
  • Saturday, November 21, 2009 8:00 pm
  • Ivory in Ice World at the Skylark
  • The Skylark (West Seattle): 3803 Delridge Way SW, Seattle, WA 98106 (MAP)
  • SA plays rhythm gtr.
  • Thursday, November 5, 2009 8:00 pm
  • Erin McNamee Band (soon to be renamed!)
  • The Wild Rover: 111 Central Way, Kirkland, WA 98033-6107 (MAP)
  • SA plays accordion and banjo...  Evening opens with Erin doing one or two solo sets.
  • Friday, October 16, 2009 9:00 pm
  • Erin McNamee Band (soon to be renamed!)
  • Ould Triangle (Greenwood): 9736 Greenwood Ave N, Seattle, WA 98103 (MAP)
  • SA plays accordion and banjo.
  • Saturday, October 10, 2009 8:00 pm
  • Ivory in Ice World at the Josephine
  • The Josephine in Ballard: 608 NW 65th St, Seattle, WA 98117 (MAP)
  • SA plays rhythm gtr.
  • Thursday, May 7, 2009
  • birds may bite at First Thursday!
  • Pioneer Square (TK building): Seattle, WA, USA (MAP)
  • More details to follow.
  • Monday, March 16, 2009 8:00 pm
  • Matt Menovcik, Joshua Lanza, and birds may bite
  • Mr. Spot's Chai House: 5463 Leary Ave. NW, Seattle, WA, USA (MAP)
  • A show with my two favorite people to do song immersion with.  Come ready to chill and listen to some great stuff. 

    I'm planning to debut using my accordion (rather than guitar) as my accompanying instrument!  Come ready to hear some mistakes!!!
  • Sunday, February 22, 2009 2:30 pm – 2:50 pm
  • Hell's Bellows! at Day of the Accordion
  • Seattle Center: Seattle, WA, USA (MAP)
  • It's a short set so we'll bring extra fireworks!!
  • Sunday, August 31, 2008
  • birds may bite at the Chai House
  • Chai House: 5463 Leary Ave NW, Seattle, WA, USA (MAP)
  • Show with Misty Weaver and others...  More info to come!
  • Saturday, August 23, 2008 7:30 pm
  • Hell's Bellows at Monsters of Accordion
  • Fremont Abbey: 4272 Fremont Ave N, Seattle, WA, USA (MAP)
  • Be a witness to the most terrifying assemblage of many of the world's
    most notorious practitioners of this infamous instrument.

    JASON WEBLEY - mysterious accordion cult leader. mass-hypnosis, beware!
    MARK GROWDEN - dark, seductive squeezer returns after years of silence!
    AMY DENIO - legendary experimental performer conjures the spirits!.
    DUCKMANDU - classical virtuosity gone horribly awry!

    Plus esteemed special guests COUNT SMOKULA, MRS. HOBBS, DAN CANTRELL,
    SANSA ASYLUM, THE BAD MITTEN ORCHESTRE, ERIC STERN, KARLI FAIRBANKS
    STEVEN ARNTSON and HELL'S BELLOWS!

    Aug 23 - SEATTLE, WA - Fremont Abbey
    $10 admission

    Plus a workshop on Sunday afternoon -

    Details:

    http://www.elevenrecords.com/monsters/
  • Saturday, August 16, 2008
  • Hell's Bellows at The Smoke Farm's 3rd annual arts festival:
  • Smoke Farm: 12731 Smokes Road, Arlington, WA, USA (MAP)
  • From their site:
    Smoke Farm culminates another triumphant season as a haven for exploration, instigation and agitation with its 3rd annual summer festival; “Interstitial Heroes”, on August 16th at Smoke Farm.

    As with our two previous festivals, “Secret of Gold” and “Pataphysical New Year”, this year’s festival, titled; “Interstitial Heroes”, is a daylong extravaganza of theatre arts, dance performance, live music, literary high jinks, installed art, and experiences that defy easy classification. All this takes place at Smoke Farm, a unique rural venue near Arlington Washington. Guests are invited to come just for the day or to camp overnight in the fields and groves of the farm. Join us on Saturday August 16th, starting at 2pm and continuing until late. Tickets include dinner, prepared by Stumbling Goat chef Seth Caswell, and a bedtime story too!

    Tickets are $25 advance (BrownPaperTickets.com) and $35 at the gate.

    more info:

    http://www.smokefarm.org/interstitial/interstitial2.html
  • Sunday, August 3, 2008
  • Secret Chefs Portland gig!
  • The Doug Fir Lounge: 830 E Burnside, Portland, OR, 97214 (MAP)
  • Secret Chefs open for Secret Chiefs 3!  Diminished Men also on the bill.


  • Thursday, July 3, 2008 8:00 pm
  • Indy Artist Showcase/CD release party
  • Sole Repair Shop : 1001 East Pike, Seattle, WA 98122, USA (MAP)
  • Who's playing:
    The Half Brothers, Gretta Harley, birds may bite, Johntana (John Osebold & Montana von Fliss), Misty Weaver, Trent Hill
    How much: By donation (Buy cool CDs!)
    Featuring great music, CD cake walk (win CDs), fun, games!
  • Sunday, June 29, 2008
  • THE 14TH ANNUAL OLYMPIA EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC FESTIVAL
  • at the Eagles Hall Basement: 805 4th AVE, Olympia, WA (MAP)
  • Goatgirl/Queen Shmooquan (SA plays banjo/guitar in band)
  • Sunday, May 25, 2008 12:20 pm
  • Hell's Bellows at Folklife!
  • Seattle Center: Center House Theater, Seattle, WA (MAP)
  • This set will be all new musick!

  • Friday, January 11, 2008 10:00 pm
  • birds may bite Birthday Bash
  • Rendezvous Jewel Box Theatre: 2322 2nd Avenue, Seattle, WA (MAP)
  • Several songwriters will perform their latest works - their songs will then be reinterpreted by Deal's Number (a Monktail improv ensemble).

    Performers Include:
    Ivory Smith
    Josh Lanza
    Goat Girl
    birds may bite

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